It was very awkward. Who wants to blow a guy and then go to IKEA with him all day? I waited two hours on the corner. I had a blind date. I like to date schoolteachers. My ex-girlfriend was very sexy.
If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about Dating
I knew this was gonna happen. An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. It really killed the mood. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. It was very awkward.